Sparanoid

'SMERS'

Sparanoid — Wed, 07 May 2008 13:09:40 +0000

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Speedy 与 Willy

Sparanoid — Sun, 04 May 2008 15:00:06 +0000

来自儿童周的礼物

To SMERS

Sparanoid — Thu, 01 May 2008 00:22:49 +0000

还是小草稿～

Mobscene #2 后续报道

Sparanoid — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 01:48:54 +0000

无聊的 Mobscene #2 的后续报道，今天补上，现场有好多的官儿不知道在议论什么

视频#1 / 视频#2 / 视频#3

上层奶

Sparanoid — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:57:30 +0000

前天有人送礼，又喝到了一种上层奶，据说每 100 毫升人民币 3.5 元，很贵的，似乎远远超过了特仑苏嘛，喝起来一定很有优越感，建议上层人士争相购买。可配合特仑苏真是好奶阅读

Mobscene #2

Sparanoid — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:38:36 +0000

2008 年 4 月 26 日晚 21 点 5 分左右，家附近发生了一起瓦斯罐爆炸事件，下去拍了点东西，发现观察 mob 场面中人们的反映十分有意思。可配合此图阅读

修改 Quotmarks Replacer 的文字简介

Sparanoid — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 12:23:25 +0000

有人说之前的简介写的有些让人摸不着头脑，尤其是英文，第一眼看不出这插件是干什么用的，于是今天抽空给改了下：

English

Quotmarks Replacer is a plugin disables wptexturize founction that keeps all quotation marks and suspension points in DBC case.

简体中文

Quotmarks Replacer 是一个通过禁用 wptexturize 函数，解决 WordPress 自动将半角的单引号、双引号和省略号转换为全角标点的问题。使后台输入的标点格式与前台读者浏览的标点格式保持一致的插件。

Quotmarks Replacer 2.1

Sparanoid — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:34:43 +0000

Now 2.1 is compatible with WordPress up to v2.5, Thanks to MoontoC, great help.

To get more information go and see the original instructions.

Download / qmr21.zip / 1.27 KB

小嘀咕

Sparanoid — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:37:11 +0000

最近各大美院开始来证了，开始陆续有人问我，你XX美院考了多少？哦，这么高呀。呀，这么低呀，被人换卷了吧？呦，和我考的差不多嘛。啊？这个学校你没考呵？

嘀嘀咕咕嘀嘀咕，某些人喜欢小嘀咕，在议论今天晚上坐他妈咪的车去老师家里补课。这几天班主任在积极调动座位，这是在为构建和谐社会做贡献，这可以理解，嘀嘀咕咕嘀嘀咕，某些人喜欢小嘀咕，在范特西什么时候我才能和全校前50的职业学生做同桌？

关于那天的高三政治题，很明显答案应该是 AD 么！虽然二者都养活了一批人也操穷了一批人，虽然二者都以盈利为目的而从事生产经营活动的，但是为了构建社会主义和谐社会的需要，这个答案明明是不能选的。这就好比，伟大的被解雇的墙，虽然有些东西在互联网上明明是有的，但为了构建社会主义和谐社会的需要，这些东西明明就是不存在的

很好很棒很强大，嘀嘀咕咕嘀嘀咕

美协和作协一样，是从苏联借鉴来的。改革开放以前，美协是画家的绝对法官，甚至可以决定画家的命运。现在美协机构很庞大，就是一个衙门，养了许多官僚，很多人都跟美术没关系，他们靠国家的钱生存，再拿着这个牌子去抓钱。很多画家千方百计地与美协官员拉关系，进入美协后努力获得一个头衔，把画价炒上去，这种事我见多了。

一起来做高三政治题 #2

Sparanoid — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 14:12:45 +0000

有人知道，这道题选什么吗？来，为了搜索引擎，我给大家读读题：

学校是培养人才的摇篮，我们在座的每个学生都是学校中的一员，那么，从经济常识角度看，你认为下面两题观点的正确之处是：

3. 学校不是企业，这是因为：
A. 学校不是以盈利为目的的
B. 学校没有自己独立的经济利益
C. 学校里没有生产经营活动
D. 学校不是市场主体

4. 学校不是企业，但与企业有许多共同之处，表现在：
①二者都是自负盈亏，具有自己独立的经济利益，并依法向国家承担纳税义务
②二者都有必要的财产，有自己的名称、组织机构、场所和法人代表
③二者都要依法办理一定的登记手续，取得法律上的承认
④二者都以盈利为目的而从事生产经营活动
A. ①②
B. ③④
C. ①④
D. ②③

From Hell #4 To Hell #5

Sparanoid — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:48:47 +0000

现在回到学校了，美名曰应该是“在补习文化课”吧，可我怎么认为这是我做过最他妈浪费青春的一件事呢？

From Hell #3 To Hell #4

Sparanoid — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 10:10:26 +0000

很有食欲的样子

From Hell #2 To Hell #3

Sparanoid — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 00:23:55 +0000

（此图片与本文内容并非不无关系）

2月18号：沈阳 —— 大连
2月19号：大连 —— 杭州
2月26号：杭州 —— 大连
3月1号：大连 —— 天津
3月3号：天津 —— 沈阳
3月4号：沈阳 —— 天津
3月7号：天津 —— 沈阳

现在的行程安排大致就是上面那样的，没有办法，在沈阳考试还是看到了一堆打扮得跟鸡似的考生。还有最近没什么机会动电脑，7z458 出了希望也不会有人告诉我

jZip 1.2.0.43875 非官方简体中文版语言文件

Sparanoid — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 05:15:06 +0000

jZip 是一款基于 7-Zip 开发的压缩软件，支持 Zip、RAR、TAR、GZip、7-Zip 等常见格式。详细使用说明请参考第一版说明

原程序下载 / jZipV1.exe / 2.34 MB
简体中文语言文件下载 / jzip12043875chs.7z / 132 KB

美服/欧服英文客户端登录国服 CWOW

Sparanoid — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 03:42:17 +0000

最后更新：2008-04-20

以下是我总结的用美服/欧服客户端登录国服 WOW 的方法。如果你不想出错的话，希望你看完全文再去尝试，不要看一步做一步

一直看被和谐的 CWOW 客户端不舒服，想用英文客户端试试，在 NGA 仔细搜索了下，发现基本就集中在那么几个问题上，但论坛里的信息也比较乱，也没人整理，不会登录的还是不会，会登录的也还是那么几个，所以有了今天这篇文章，只是给总结下：

1. 下载

首先打开 http://www.wowwiki.com/Patch_mirrors，这里有补丁的镜像站点，这里补丁众多，可能会比较晕，在这里提供一个下载思路：WoW 2.0.0 -> TBC 扩展包 -> 2.3.0 -> 2.3.2 -> 2.3.3 -> 2.4.0 -> 2.4.1。根据这个思路进行下载，会下载到这些文件：

None → 2.0.0 - (~3200 Mb)
2.0.0 → TBC - (Slim) (~1800 Mb)
2.x → 2.3.0 - Complete Patch (~690-870 Mb)
2.3.0 → 2.3.2 - Upgrade Patch (~5 Mb)
2.3.2 → 2.3.3 - Upgrade Patch (~5 Mb)
2.3.3 → 2.4.0 - 'Fury of the Sunwell' Patch (~256 Mb)
2.4.0 → 2.4.1 - Upgrade Patch (~5 Mb)

上面提供了下载链接，可以直接点击下载，链接都指向 Internode，http 下载，如果电信访问 Internode 特别慢的话或者想用其他方式下载的话，可以到 wowwiki.com 上的那个页面对应着标题自己找。总共需要下载大约 5.0 GB 的数据，下载完后，解包，5.27 GB 左右：

WoW-2.0.0-enUS-Installer
WoW-BurningCrusade-enUS-Slim-Installer
WoW-2.3.0-enUS-patch.exe
WoW-2.3.0.7561-to-2.3.2.7741-enUS-patch.exe
WoW-2.3.2.7741-to-2.3.3.7799-enUS-patch.exe
WoW-2.3.3.7799-to-2.4.0.8089-enUS-patch.exe
WoW-2.4.0.8089-to-2.4.1.8125-enUS-patch.exe

2. 安装

安装就按照上述的安装步骤即可，没什么好说的，按顺序放几张图：

WoW 2.0.0 原版 - 准备安装

WoW 2.0.0 原版 - 正在安装

WoW 2.0.0 原版 - 完成安装

TBC 扩展包 - 准备安装

TBC 扩展包 - 正在安装

TBC 扩展包 - 完成安装

2.3.0 补丁

2.3.2 补丁

2.3.3 补丁

所有安装完毕，登陆器界面

3. 配置文件、字体修改

安装之前希望你保留了一份 CWOW 的 realmlist.wtf 文件和 WTF 文件夹，美服客户端安装完毕后你可以直接将他们复制到美服客户端根目录下，覆盖即可。不会出现像 NGA 上面说的又要改 realmlist.wtf 又要加什么 SET realmName "服务器名" 的情况。并且 2.4.0 以后，美服客户端已经支持显示多页分类的服务器列表了，如下图：

到目前为止已经可以登录上了，但是这样不会显示中文，会出现乱码：

下面要做的就是下载一份中文字体，将它们优先载入，美服客户端的字体和国服的不大一样，还是以前的字体对应，没有九城和方正乱搞的那一说：

FRIZQT__.TTF - 主界面字体
ARIALN.TTF - 是聊天字体
MORPHEUS.ttf - 邮件、任务字体
skurri.ttf - 伤害字体

我用的是 1.xx 的时候 CWOW 用的方正字体，点击这里可以查看该字体的实际效果。如果你没找到好字体的话，可以试试它：

下载 / wow-fonts.7z / 4.48 MB

4. 其他问题

把这个放到了最后说，这里有一点要注意的，就是登录的时候要把左下角的 Show Launcher 选项卡给去掉，以后登录直接运行 Wow.exe 即可。美服的唯一缺点就是，在用户选择界面那里无法显示游戏剩余时间，所以只能到九城通行证里去看，至于插件，国服用的基本都可以在美服客户端上用，因为那些插件基本都是老外写的，国内的插件基本也会支持英文的

From Hell #1 To Hell #2

Sparanoid — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 14:07:54 +0000

虽然现在我们学的不是画，但是画的人多了，我们学的自然就是画了

Public Persona #01

Sparanoid — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 06:33:06 +0000

Eminem - Love You More

Sparanoid — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 15:16:02 +0000

[Chorus]
The more you put me through
The more it makes me wanna come back to you
You say you hate me, I just love you more
You don't want me, I just want you more
I buy you flowers, you throw 'em at me
I know it's sad but it's making me happy
The more that you slap me, the more that it turns me on
Because you love me and I love you more

[Verse 1]
It's sick but who could ever predict we'd be doin' the same shit
We say that we do it for our baby but we don't, we do it for us
It's lust, 'cuz neither one of us trusts each other so we fuck
'till we bust, 'till cuss each other out, we know what it's about
Shout 'till I throw you out the house, you throw me out the house
I throw you on the couch, punch you in the mouth, we fist fight
'till we turn this mother out and apologize after, laughter
Pain, it's insane, we're back in the same chapter again
And it's sad but it's true, when I'm laying here with you
There ain't nothing anyone could ever say or ever do 'cuz

[Verse 2]
'Cuz I hate you, do you hate me?
Good, 'cuz you're so fuckin beautiful when you're angry
It makes me wanna just take you and just throw you
on the bed and fuck you like I don't even know you
You FUCK other people and I FUCK other people
You're a SLUT, but I'm equal, I'm a MUTT, we're both evilin our ways
but neither one of us would ever admit it
'Cuz one of us would have one up on the other so forget it
We can make accusations, people spread rumours
But they ain't got proof, 'till they do, it's just the two of us
You and me, 'cuz any chick can say that she's screwin' me
But you gotta believe it to a degree 'cuz true indeed
If you didn't I wouldn't be hittin', yeah I would
'Cuz the sex is too damn good, if I ran, who would I run to
that would be this soft and warm? So it's off and on
Usually more off then on but at least we know that we
Share this common bond, you're the only one I can fuck
without a condom on, I hope the only reason that I cope
Is 'cuz of that fact and plus, I can bust in that, and that's why

[Verse 3]
I can never understand it, that's why I don't try
From junior high until we both die, you silly hoe why must we try
Is it really so rough that we must always call each other's Billy Goat's Gruff
Try to pull each other's legs until the other begs
We're lying to ourself, that's the beauty of it, yeah
'Cuz we truly love each other, that's why we always fight
And all we do is shove each other every other fuckin' night
And it's clear, it ain't gonna change, this pinned up rage
We both have, we both feel like we've been upstaged
By someone else, we both been someone else's someone else
The problem is neither one wants help, it's an addiction
And it can't be fixed, our family's mixed up
There's a baby sister in the mix and it hurts 'cuz the pieces to the puzzle don't fit
And anybody who thinks he knows us doesn't know shit
And they're probably just tired of hearing it all the time on every song
Every lyric and every rhyme, all the hoopla, all of the woopty woo
What you put me through, fuckin' woopty do
But I won't be made a fool of, if this is true love
You wouldn't do what you did last time, you wouldn't screw up
This time, 'cuz this time girl I'm tellin you what
You do it again and I'm fuckin' you up 'cuz no matter

[Chorus 2]
What you say, what you do
I'ma hunt you down 'till I find you
No matter where you run, i'll be right there
Right behind you in your nightmares
So much for them flowers, and the candy
All the times that you threw it back at me
Told me you hate me, you 'gon hate me more
When you find out you can't escape me, whore

积善积德、物以类聚、SMTH（水木清华）工会、清华大学及其他

Sparanoid — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 15:04:09 +0000

前一阵子发了一篇比较贱的文章，似乎我很喜欢把自己的 blog 变成战场么，似乎这快成了我的生存法则了，本以为写博客的人都不会去看 blog 的，但似乎是百度让我们学校的人知道某君原来还有这么个官网，Z 生气我很理解，无非就是看到了那几句话，再说的简单点无非就是看到了那一个字而已，我想说的是现在这么全民娱乐的时代我只是就事论事就现象说现象谁让你对号入座了？其实我是很欣赏牟的，不过你没看出来我写的内容所指并不是他那我也没什么办法了。不过话又说回来了，如果我和于的关系不像现在那样的话，她似乎不会不给我狗脸的，积德啊，积善啊，我想我会努力做到的，不过话又说回来了，她的评论让我想起了一个笑话，内容大致是这样的：

妈了个逼的不许骂人！

我想国内二区海加尔的 SMTH 工会玩过 WoW 的应该基本都知道吧，一个由清华周边的人组成的庞大团体，前几天有个没工会的野人 /r 我，问我认识 SMTH 的人么？5000g 求进工会，我想说你拉倒吧，那里不是每个人都适合进的，首先 SMTH 是等级制度森严的地方，非职业玩家一般不会习惯的；其次 SMTH 大多数为大专学历的清华毕业的正业青年，最次也差不多是清华里有认识的朋友或关系灵通的人，所以他们说话你不一定听得懂；再次让我说你没钱肯定是不行的，还 5000g？5 万金都够呛的，不过 5000 万他们肯定就动心了

其实 SMTH 没想像中那么好的，真正的主力，真正的上层建筑，只会是那么几个，如果你听到这里还要申请的话，你可以去这里看看，看看为什么有人会退会，你再考虑考虑加入他们工会

还有，对了，有退会的人里有人提到过纯源质指环：“完美无瑕，无懈可击。你根本无法理解这枚戒指是如何制造出来的。”原来发现还有别人也注意到了这个戒指，果然，不愧是 SMTH 工会的

只有那种有稳定的利益小群体的人才适合在 SMTH 呆着，看来，物真他妈的以类聚，狗真他妈的以群聚

Flawless. Indestructible. You cannot comprehend the craftsmanship involved with the creation of this ring.

New Year - Sparanoid's Present

Sparanoid — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 14:53:08 +0000

Tony Non-profit Hosting [TNH]

Sparanoid — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 15:14:24 +0000

host.astonysh.com

好友 tony 提供的免费服务，注意，不懂英文，不懂 php，不懂虚拟空间域名绑定的就不要申请了，有兴趣的可以看这里

人际关系

Sparanoid — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 12:56:06 +0000

这几天比较忙，魔兽世界碰的都少了，v13 暂时是做不下去了，没心情，说不好以后的 v13 就是个 profile 页面了，那天下午上课的时候，几个同学和我一起吃芥末，闹出了点笑声让某些人觉得很不爽。这几天牟和刘那几派不也欢声笑语此起彼伏的么？妈了个逼的怎么没人管了？管不起了还是怎么着？这说明什么来着？只能怪自己人际关系不行，想当初上十五中我要是走了刘永雄和姜复越的后门，想当初要是往黄硕班主任手里塞了点人民币什么的，我他妈早就成才了。记得那天王宏为在教室里悄悄告诉我曰：黄硕上我的博客了，曰我还是注意点写吧，曰我最好还是把一些不该写的给删了，我一听就开始来气了，妈了个逼的，我写什么又不是给人看的，我就是爱说脏话带脏字你们管得着么？我就是想骂你们 bitch 你管得着么？你们上层恨不得用自己经济政治地位上的优势一脚将我踩进泥土里去，当然这只是早晚的事，所以再不骂你们 bitch 我可就没机会了，要是现在我用的不是朋友的 dreamhost 服务器，妈了个逼的我连 GFW 都敢骂，被封了我开代理用英语接着骂我还怕你们在现实生活中玩我么？

欣赏：国内顶尖垃圾网站

Sparanoid — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 09:43:08 +0000

最近在准备报考了，我也该按时上学装装好学生了，以免被一撮上层人范特西，曰：“哈，狗日的，终于又堕落了一个”

另外简单说明下，所有页面均在 IE7 下测试，均为 1280 x 960 分辨率下最大化窗口的截图，欲欣赏完整尺寸的大图片，请移步此处

总共“九大美院”，由于清华名气很牛逼了，所以这所综合性大学也暂且算是一大美院了，废话少说，一起来欣赏吧

Version 13 - Under Construction

Sparanoid — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:49:24 +0000

我最近发现了比骂那些破事更有意思的事，打算做个新主题，暂时没有名字，惯例 v13，特征大致是这样：

衬线字体
纯白 / 纯黑色背景
非对称排版
继续削弱 blog 地位
较少的 javascript
简化文字内容
Palatino Linotype 及 Courier New 为核心字体
HTML 4.01 Strict + 表格

7-Zip 4.57 官方简体中文版

Sparanoid — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:02:06 +0000

版本 4.57
2007-12-06

修正 -up3 选项在命令行版本下无法正确工作的 Bug。

下载 / 7z457chs.exe / 739 KB
下载 / 7z457chs.msi / 708 KB
美化图标组 / 7z-iconset-457.exe / 346 KB

You, Bitch

Sparanoid — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 07:41:54 +0000

（此图片难道与本文内容并非不无关系？）

2007-11-1 至 2007-11-31 为文化课补课（复习）期间；
2007-12-1 至 2007-12-31 为美术课集训期间；
2008-01-xx 我们要参加美术考试；
之后我们回来进行最后一轮复习；
明年四月参加高考

最近不怎么写东西了，也没画什么，这些现象可以用上面那个引用来解释，另外，我的 OS 硬盘出现坏道，会经常随机蓝屏

现在是月底了，马上要到十二月，理论上我们回来再上课就是明年三月多了，所以明天，是举国同庆的结业考试的大喜的日子

结业考试是和高中毕业证挂钩的，似乎每个人的心里都很着急，谁他妈的也不想往外送了 12 年的人民币最后买不来一个小小的红本本，谁他妈的也不想往外送了 12 年的人民币最后连个大学都考不上，要不爹娘好说了：“他妈的老子我这么多年白养活你了！”。所以俗话说的好，为了爹娘的生命安全，咱也开始努力了，语文老师也开始告诉我们会考哪些古诗词了，历史老师也开始告诉我们可能考哪些大题了，数学老师也开始给我们发答案了，反正题都从这上面出，想考好就背吧，反正这么多年我们就是这么教的，你们就是这么学的，地球也还是这么转的，一切不都好好的么

~~中国人就是弄虚作假惯了~~ 在中国呆久了连傻逼都知道什么是弄虚作假了，嗯，一切向来都是好好的

Tumblr 被和谐

Sparanoid — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 04:16:38 +0000

之前介绍过这个 BSP 的，一个不是过分社会化的、清净的 Web 2.0 BSP，最终还是被封了，这样一个没有评论的 BSP 被封，充分证明了只要是国外网站，都会被封的可能性

现在看到的 Tumblr 再也不会像以前那么漂亮、速度再也不会像以前那么快了

Static-X - S.O.M.

Sparanoid — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 15:52:48 +0000

Can I not be taken
To such extremes as you whisper
The intent of your darker
Notions always remember
I have seen Symptoms of Mercy
Oragged out of hiding
Try to seduce me
Try to seduce me

Remember
Remember

So rotten
Sorry
The truth is the truth
Those are my words

Kiss me, kiss this
I don't remember
Three years, three tears
What's wrong and...damn
I feel, I fear
Never for nothing
M'm fucked, I love
Now I remeber

Remember
Remember

还是个通知 [fake]

Sparanoid — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:36:22 +0000

根据教育局大教 [2008] 007 号文件规定，高三学生在文化课上课或美术集训期间与异性或同性做爱被发现者立即给予退学，学费不退，特此通知。——大连市第十五中学，2007 年 11 月

通知都写得这么罗曼蒂克，看来大连市教育局很重视大连市第十五中学么

通知

Sparanoid — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 01:47:27 +0000

根据教育局大教 [2005] 135 号文件规定，高三学生在文化课上课或美术集训期间申请外出学习，一律不退费，特此通知。——大连市第十五中学，2007 年 11 月

通知都写得这么有艺术气息，看来大连市教育局很重视大连市第十五中学么

Static-X - Start A War

Sparanoid — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:16:13 +0000

歌词很简单，初中文化应该能基本看懂的，这才是 damn good

War!

It's nothing
Spinning
Turn around
To my heart, bound
No time
Screaming
Starting now
Time to turn it around
Danger
Nowhere
By myself
I learned the thrill
On my
Way out
Right now
Time to try and get out

I'll start a war with
And I'll start a war with
And I'll start a war with
This fucking distortion
And I'll start a war with
And I'll start a war with
And I'll start a war with
This fucking distortion

I stuck
My foot
Against you
You're one of them
You call
Yourself
A victim
But you're at it again
I failed
Stranger
Corrupters
You make me kill
Now I
But I'll
Right now
Time try to get out

I'll start a war with
And I'll start a war with
And I'll start a war with
This fucking distortion
And I'll start a war with
And I'll start a war with
And I'll start a war with
This fucking distortion

(Are you spirited Mr.Chung?)
(They took him back in the squad yesterday)
(Left behind...even that disposable junk)
(I mean...why...what happened?)
(Just a...it's not important)
(Something that...I don't think so)
(The guy at the morgue...a fight...uh...he's fightin him)

I'll take it all
Gimme some more
I'll take it all

Danger
Nowhere
By myself
I learned the thrill
On my
Way out
Right now
Time to try and get out

I'll start a war with
And I'll start a war with
And I'll start a war with
This fucking distortion
And I'll start a war with
And I'll start a war with
And I'll start a war with
This fucking distortion

I want it all
I'll start a war
I'll take it all

I'll start a war
I'll start a war
I'll start a war with
This fucking distortion
And I'll start a war with
And I'll start a war with
And I'll start a war with
This fucking distortion

特仑苏真是好奶

Sparanoid — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:37:24 +0000

以下内容转载自 nologo：

昨天顺路去超市买菜，老婆说要买蒜苔，到了那一看，有一种长条形的植物，我觉得是蒜苔，但因为用塑料膜裹的严严实实的，不能闻也不能摸，就不敢100%肯定，没准是大葱？亦或是别的什么？标签上又没写是什么菜，只写山东寿光蔬菜，太不人性化了。没好意思问售货员，拎了就走了。什么，连菜你都不认识？靠这能怪我吗，中医看病还要望闻问切呢，何况我等小民呢，还是番茄土豆好，大家都能认识它。

走到奶区，心想买一箱得了，伸手去提，一看哇塞原来是伊利的特仑苏，电视上放过，商务人士喝的奶，贵族喝的奶，听说现在CEO都喝这个，心情一激动，肾上腺素狂分泌，心脏狂跳，就把手伸了回来。一看那价格，四块钱一盒，一箱要四十八，真要命，只带了买菜钱，这地方又不能刷信用卡。手把全身的兜摸了个遍，幸亏平时零钱都乱放，冬天又穿的多，全身七八个口袋这里找一张十块，那里一张五块，羽绒服的内口袋底居然摸出一张五十的，哈哈，应该是够！咱也享受一把贵族喝的奶，拎了一箱豪情万丈的走人。看到旁边同样的阵势摆着一堆蒙牛金典牛奶，看来这年头流行贵族奶啊。

付钱，出超市，剩下的钱还可以买两块钱豆腐串，真HAPPY。回到家迫不及待的打开特仑苏的包装箱，高档奶真是不一样啊，都是利乐砖，普通奶是矮胖型的，特仑苏明显是高挑苗条型的，吸管也不一样啊，普通奶多数都是一个折叠式吸管，特仑苏是圆管套圆管式的拉伸管，那感觉，就好像高脚杯里倒了一杯德国傍月水，用一根超长吸管，躺在沙滩椅上就能喝倒。还有一张宣传册，读了一遍，那尊贵感油然而生，以前泡妞都要喝咖啡，以后泡妞可以喝奶了！记住，下次和女友出去吃饭一定要点一杯特仑苏。看看，戴个小圆帽，穿个小马甲，骑个小马驹，再手拿特仑苏，这才是真正的贵族气质。

把吸管插入，小口小口的喝，嗯，味道很不错，清凉可口，咦，怎么有椰子汁味，高档奶大概就是这样吧，又喝几口，怎么我就喝不出奶味呢？我简直怀疑自己的舌头。刷牙漱口，再次品尝，还是喝不出奶味。拿给老婆大人喝一口，居然她说喝出炼乳味来了！不愧是高档奶！千人尝就有千味，远近高低各不同，酷！喝到后来这高挑身材和伸缩吸管开始配合不上了，吸不出来，只好把奶盒转个角度，横过来喝，喝到后来还是没喝干净，因为根本无法控制吸管。想了一分钟想明白了，贵族喝东西当然要剩个底了，不然面子在何处？舔的一滴都不剩，那是穷人才干的。

喝了200多毫升奶，心满意足，接着玩我的超级马力欧银河，兼等吃晚饭。拿了三颗星星，肚子突然一阵闹腾，欲强忍而不能，只好放下棒子和鸡腿，直奔厕所，扑通轰隆，好一阵打击乐。MB的原来穷人一时半会还适应不了这种贵族奶啊！以前喝德国傍月水的时候，反应也没这么强烈，看来这是真贵族！前几天看杂志，说一德国人在广西农村支教好几年，回德国喝德国奶后拉肚子一个月才适应过来，以为是忽悠呢，我现在信了。看来过几天得再去买两箱，备足一个月的量，让肠胃先适应再说。

今天早晨忘了带特仑苏，在办公室楼下花两块钱买了一包奶，喝了一口，TMD这什么次品牛奶啊，一股子奶味！转身就被我扔进垃圾桶，然后在手机备忘录里写上，“特仑苏”，时间定在早晨7点半。

RX R.T.S_04

Sparanoid — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 07:43:30 +0000

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'Designed by Apple in California, Made in China'

Sparanoid — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 10:58:16 +0000

今天去买了个 iPod USB Power Adapter，俗称 iPod 充电器，购于苹果授权经销店，在青泥洼桥那的，貌似大连最大的了。包装看起来还是很和谐的。不过回家拆开包装后，发现根本不是那么回事。首先要说我的 iPod 不是 Made in China，没有“中国制造”那几个字，About 里更没有 MA978CH 这样诡异的型号（其实开始是的，后来换成了 MA978LL）。不看别的，先看线缆，哪一个是 iPod 带的，哪一个是充电器附带的，一看就明白：

充电器上面的字，稍稍用劲就能搓掉的，不要怀疑我，我没有拍虚：

歪的？！

整个充电器展示到此结束，还有想说的是，那个卖货的，开口要我 320 元？他妈的以为我和其它高中生一样啥都不知道都是傻逼？我又问，那个线缆单卖多少，他妈的开口就给我个 160 元报价。他也许不知道 iPod nano 3 成本是多少？或许更不知道 ubuntu 的光盘是不要钱的？

当然，因为在中华人民共和国境内买了一个 iPod 的充电器质量低下，就骂 iPod 是垃圾、Apple 是混蛋，这样做是不对的，我也只能感慨自己的投胎失败，转服未果了。不知道谁能帮我从海外，带一套 iPod Socks 来？

-------------------------
正文结束

Designed by Apple in California
Made in China

jZip 1.1.0.39350 非官方简体中文版语言文件

Sparanoid — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 15:13:07 +0000

jZip 是一款基于 7-Zip 开发的压缩软件，支持 Zip、RAR、TAR、GZip、7-Zip 等常见格式。详细使用说明请参考第一版说明

原程序下载 / jZipV1.exe / 2.31 MB
简体中文语言文件下载 / jzip11039350chs.7z / 130 KB

更新随记：找不到更新档，表面上开不出来太多更新

Rest of World

Sparanoid — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 14:02:41 +0000

（此图片与本文内容并非不是不无关系）

杂乱的写一点东西，当然我认为是不适合放在 x 上面的

刚刚在 SRA 上看到了 Apple 的一个小恶搞，我自然嗤之以鼻。前一阵子 blog 上小马和 BS 在讨论 Ubuntu 的问题，忽然想到其实，这个世界上除了 Windows 和 Mac OSX 之外还是有其它可选的，这的确是一种 "Rest of World" 的感觉，于是我还是申请了一份。今天盘到了，不过还是比较无奈，我能拿它干什么呢？一我现在没时间去研究这些东西，当然这有很大的借口成分在里面；二我没多余的硬盘，我也懒得安虚拟机来体验；三我真的需要 Ubuntu 吗？Windows 够用了，虽然我用的是盗版，虽然 Vista 很便宜，但还是没有换走我盗版 XP 的理由。只是“免费邮寄光盘”再作恶罢了

Ubuntu 现在我玩不起，连 ArtRage 我用的都是 Starter 版的，数位板更是遥遥无期了，当然，鼠标似乎只配用 Starter 版

现在我和同学们似乎就处在一个传说中的“非常时期”。非常在哪里呢？我却没太有察觉，实际仔细看还是能发现到一些被藏匿的很深的踪迹的。很多人都已经开始拼老命了，当然了，为了自己的钱途，这的确说的过去，但是想想，为了考好大学找好工作找好老婆好老公，买豪宅买法拉利再周游全世界而放弃了人品放弃了朋友放弃了得到真正属于自己的技能的机会的时候，这就十分说不过去了。不过也对，发展中国家么，就需要有人来填补历史的大坑，当然我也不会例外，也是填坑的，不过我要力争填在最上面，不过，各位看官们，您看我“准备好了吗？”

RX R.T.S_03

Sparanoid — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 11:17:29 +0000

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m.sparanoid.com - Mobile Version is Available

Sparanoid — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 06:05:37 +0000

经过了几个星期的间断 debug，sparanoid.com 的移动版上线，鉴于国内移动设备上网速度及费用的现状，m.sparanoid.com 目前只包含 Blog 的同步内容，在未来的几年里可能会考虑增加 Artwork 内容

本人使用 Nokia 6230 测试可以较正常显示，希望不同品牌不同型号手机共同参与测试，不知道有没有用 iPhone 的帮忙测试下？

Kali Fam - Stuck In The Rain

Sparanoid — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:05:15 +0000

Looking for lyrics
求歌词，How We Live 专辑中的

去吧，今后不要再犯

Sparanoid — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 16:14:14 +0000

John 8 (7:53-8:11)

[...] And each one departed to his own house. But Jesus went to the Mount of Olives. Early in the morning he came to the temple courts again. All the people came to him, and he sat down and began to teach them. The experts in the law and the Pharisees brought a woman who had been caught committing adultery. They made her stand in front of them and said to Jesus, "Teacher, this woman was caught in the very act of adultery. In the law Moses commanded us to stone to death such women. What then do you say?" (Now they were asking this in an attempt to trap him, so that they could bring charges against him.) Jesus bent down and wrote on the ground with his finger. When they persisted in asking him, he stood up straight and replied, "Whoever among you is guiltless may be the first to throw a stone at her." Then he bent over again and wrote on the ground.

Now when they heard this, they began to drift away one at a time, starting with the older ones, until Jesus was left alone with the woman standing before him. Jesus stood up straight and said to her, "Woman, where are they? Did no one condemn you?" She replied, "No one, Lord." And Jesus said, "I do not condemn you either. Go, and from now on do not sin any more."[...]

中文大意是这样的，取自《圣经经典画集》：

一天清早，耶稣正在给众人讲道，忽然传来一阵吵嚷声，只见一群人拥着一个被缚绑的女人走进来。其中一位来到耶稣跟前说：“这女人是在她行淫时被抓到的。依照摩西的法令，这样的女人该用石头砸死。你看应该如何处置她？”耶稣听完并没有回答，而是弯下腰，用手指在地上写字。可是那些人还是不停的像耶稣发问。最后耶稣直起身，对他们说：“你们当中谁没有犯过罪，谁就可以用石头砸死这个女人。”说完他又弯下腰在地上继续写字。那群人听了耶稣的话，相互看了看，一个个溜走了，最后只剩下耶稣和那个女人。耶稣抬起头，问那个女人说：“他们都到哪里去了！没人留下来定你罪吗？”那女人说：“没有，都走了。”耶稣又说：“那好，我也不定你的罪，去吧，今后不要再犯。”

7-Zip 4.56 beta 官方简体中文版

Sparanoid — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 13:59:37 +0000

版本 4.56 beta
2007-10-27

修正了已知错误。

下载 / 7z456chs.exe / 737 KB
下载 / 7z456chs.msi / 705 KB
美化图标组 / 7z-iconset-456.exe / 347 KB

更新随记：首页上写的是 24 日更新的，不过我怎么前天看还是 455b？SF 的 RSS 也没收到更新，不知道什么原因

Theme Xinjustice .psd is Available

Sparanoid — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 13:29:29 +0000

今天有人很热心，先是找我 QQ，然后又是 MSN，最后还是通过 About 页面上的 email 找到了我。她问我要那个 Xinjustice 主题，还问我怎么还没有做出来。Xinjustice？我都把它忘记了，我食言了，所以还是把 .psd 文件放出来吧，不过现在看来有很多元素都不怎么成熟。但还是希望有人能继续这个主题，哪怕借鉴部分内容也好，把它编成一个个 php，并分享给别人使用

另，7-Zip 把两个总共 12 MB 的 psd 压缩到了 1 MB 多，不知道 WinRAR 可以不？欢迎用使用盗版 WinRAR 来支持和大赞 WinRAR 的 RAR 粉条们来测试

Download / xinjustice_psd.7z / 1.05 MB

Eminem - Mockinbird

Sparanoid — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 14:51:52 +0000

Yeah
I know sometimes things may not always make sense to you right now
But hey, what daddy always tell you?
Straighten up little soldier
Stiffen up that upper lip
What you crying about?
You got me

Hailie I know you miss your mom and I know you miss your dad
When I'm gone but I'm trying to give you the life that I never had
I can see you're sad, even when you smile, even when you laugh
I can see it in your eyes, deep inside you want to cry
Cuz you're scared, I ain't there?
Daddy's with you in your prayers
No more crying, wipe them tears
Daddy's here, no more nightmares
We gon' pull together through it, we gon' do it
Laney uncles crazy, aint he?
Yeah but he loves you girl and you better know it
We're all we got in this world
When it spins, when it swirls
When it whirls, when it twirls
Two little beautiful girls
Lookin' puzzled, in a daze
I know it's confusing you
Daddy's always on the move, mamma's always on the news
I try to keep you sheltered from it but somehow it seems
The harder that I try to do that, the more it backfires on me
All the things growing up his daddy that he had to see
Daddy don't want you to see but you see just as much as he did
We did not plan it to be this way, your mother and me
But things have gotten so bad between us
I don't see us ever being together ever again
Like we used to be when we was teenagers
But then of course everything always happens for a reason
I guess it was never meant to be
But it's just something we have no control over and that's what destiny is
But no more worries, rest your head and go to sleep
Maybe one day we'll wake up and this will all just be a dream

[Chorus]
Now hush little baby, don't you cry
Everything's gonna be alright
Stiffen that upperlip up little lady, i told ya
Daddy's here to hold ya through the night
I know mommy's not here right now and we don't know why
We fear how we feel inside
It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby
But i promise momma's gon' be alright

It's funny
I remember back one year when daddy had no money
Mommy wrapped the Christmas presents up
And stuck 'em under the tree and said some of 'em were from me
Cuz daddy couldn't buy 'em
I'll never forget that Christmas I sat up the whole night crying
Cuz daddy felt like a bum, see daddy had a job
But his job was to keep the food on the table for you and mom
And at the time every house that we lived in
Either kept getting broke into and robbed
Or shot up on the block and your mom was saving money for you in a jar
Tryna start a piggy bank for you so you could go to college
Almost had a thousand dollars till someone broke in and stole it
And I know it hurt so bad it broke your momma's heart
And it seemed like everything was just startin' to fall apart
Mom and dad was arguin' a lot so momma moved back
On the Chalmers in the flat one bedroom apartment
And dad moved back to the other side of 8 Mile on Novara
And that's when daddy went to California with his CD and met Dr. Dre
And flew you and momma out to see me
But daddy had to work, you and momma had to leave me
Then you started seeing daddy on the T.V. and momma didn't like it
And you and Laney were to young to understand it
Papa was a rollin' stone, momma developed a habit
And it all happened too fast for either one of us to grab it
I'm just sorry you were there and had to witness it first hand
Cuz all I ever wanted to do was just make you proud
Now I'm sittin in this empty house, just reminiscing
Lookin' at your baby pictures, it just trips me out
To see how much you both have grown, it's almost like you're sisters now
Wow, guess you pretty much are and daddy's still here
Laney I'm talkin' to you too, daddy's still here
I like the sound of that, yeah
It's got a ring to it don't it?
Shh, momma's only gone for the moment

[Chorus]

And if you ask me too
Daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird
I'mma give you the world
I'mma buy a diamond ring for you
I'mma sing for you
I'll do anything for you to see you smile
And if that mockingbird don't sing and that ring don't shine
I'mma break that birdies neck
I'd go back to the jewler who sold it to ya
And make him eat every carat don't fuck with dad (haha)

My Gmail Is Full #2

Sparanoid — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 14:33:47 +0000

老朋友应该还记得 06 年二月我填满过一次 Gmail，当时才 2G 多，现在不错，涨到 4G 多了，而且我的 Google Apps 也也升到了 4G，这次用的是 sparanoid A.T. gmail D.O.T. com 测试的，没敢用 Apps 开刀，怕有后患

填的时候经常出错，共出现 14 次：

快满了：

填到 99% 时填不动了：

现在的 Gmail 似乎没那么好填了，99%，还差 4MB，无论是添加个 1MB 的图片上去，还是添加一个 500KB 的，都统统不收了，而且上面也多了个不会再收邮件的提示：

2Pac - Don't You Trust Me?

Sparanoid — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:10:17 +0000

I ain't got time for this man I'm out

[Chorus]
You should stop for awhile you will find me standing by (Don't you trust me?)
Over here at the side of your life (Not that I don't trust you)
You spend all your hours just rushing around
Do you have a little time to have a little time for me?

As soon as I leave the house you wanna page me
See you got me trapped I'm going crazy this is slavery
You act like it's outrageous give me space it won't get better
And maybe we will argue and be through with all these sorry letters
Soon as I come home it's like I get the third degree
Where ya been and who you with I get no room to breathe
It makes me wanna leave
I'm sick of these tricks up your sleeve
Your suspicious I deceive give me grief without belief but to me
If you really trust me then it's pitiful
Question me about my whereabouts that's so trivial
Let me live my life and you can live yours
Just be there to help me and support that's what your here for
Not to give me stress and add to pressure
Home is where I go the rest I go to pass the test
I'm sorry if I left you all alone
But I couldn't make it home so we argue on the phone
Don't you trust me?

[Chorus]

Callin' up my house to hang it up You think that makes sense
Tell me what it takes for us to shake so we can be friends
It's time for us to take our separate paths
We had a lot of laughs but the good things come to pass
Let's think of the evil break don't make it scandalous
Try to be mature I'm pretty sure that we can handle this
You're saying I'm too busy I ignore you
I guess you didn't hear me when I said that I cared for you
But now it seems the arguments are nightly
I wanna hold you tightly but instead you wanna fight me
So why let it stress and aggravate me
Instead I'd rather break hope you don't hate me
You tell me that you love me but your lyin'
Fighting back the urge to start cryin'
I wipe away your tears come and hug me
I love you like you love me
Girl... don't you trust me?

[Chorus]

I hangup the phone (click)
I can't bare to hear you yellin' at me
Maybe we should end it neither one of us are happy
You know that I'm emotional you milk me
Comin' over crying just to get me feelin' guilty
You and me were met to be it yet
You always wanna sweat and how much closer can we get (don't fret)
Just let me pack my things and I'll be outie
This time I'm breaking out you let your mouth overcrowd me
I can't take the beefin' and the griefin'
I get no room to sleep I hope it ceases cause I'm leavin'
Maybe next time you'll be a little more sure
When I can give you more when you unsure
But baby until then I gotta leave ya
It's not that I don't need ya but see ya
And I hope that you understand why I bust it
Not because we rushed it (hell no)
But girl don't you trust me?

[Chorus]

Not that I don't trust you
Don't you trust me?

Not that I don't trust you

RX Hidden FKER A JPER

Sparanoid — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 02:19:30 +0000

WordPress Theme: Luvlornoia 1.0

Sparanoid — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:54:18 +0000

Luvlornoia is...

WordPress 2.1/2.2/2.3 compatible
One-column, white and pink style (Demo)
Optimized for Internet Explorer, other browsers also work fine

Available templates inside

template_archives.php
template_links.php

Installation

Download the archive and unzip
Upload the folder luvlornoia on /wp-content/themes/ folder where the WordPress installed
Login to your WordPress administration section, then activate Luvlornoia theme in Presentation page
Enjoy it!

This theme is released under the GPL license. Feel free to use it but please do not remove credit infomation.

This version (1.0) is the first and the final/stable revision of it. And no technical support available.

Download / luvlornoia.zip / 55 KB

中文说明：
这是稳定版本，为本人近期准备的私人日志定做，不会再发布后续版本，因此就不另开分类了，不提供相关技术支持

P.S. 该主题和什么 Pink for Oct 无关

考虑从 WordPress 转到 Textpattern

Sparanoid — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 16:46:53 +0000

虽然知道转到 Textpattern 后会失去一部分东西，不过依然还是考虑转到 Textpattern，不过只是考虑而已，目前正在缓慢研究中。

计划从今年开始，转换期为 1 年至 8 年不等

WordPress 更换永久链接不完美解决方案

Sparanoid — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 15:19:02 +0000

举例，原永久链接为 /%year%/%monthnum%/%day%/%postname%/，后更改为 /%category%/%postname%/。要达到的效果是以前的永久链接全部 301 转向；文章、评论、Pingback 及 Trackback 中出现的原永久链接全部替换为新链接

1. 301 转向原永久链接

如果使用的 WordPress 是 2.3 的话，更换新永久链接后，旧链接应该还会自动转向到新链接，2.3 没用过，不知道有没有这个功能？如果低于 2.3 的话，可以使用 Dean's Permalinks Migration 来实现第一个目标

2. 替换文章、评论、Pingback 及 Trackback 中出现的原永久链接地址

先下载 Search Regex 插件，上传并激活，再下载本文提供的两个 hacks，上传到 search-regex\searches 文件夹下

使用正则搜索：
/sparanoid.com\/blog\/[0-9]{4}\/[0-9]{2}\/[0-9]{2}/

替换为：
sparanoid.com/blog

使用时将 sparanoid.com 替换成自己的域名，用以上设置，分别替换 Post content、Post excerpt（如果有使用的话）、Comment content、Pingback author URL、Trackback author URL 部分。附图片说明如下：

Download / search-regex.zip / 4 KB

WordPress Theme: Elapix 1.2 Alpha (a.k.a. Sparanoia)

Sparanoid — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 12:13:41 +0000

Update 10-15-2007:

Theme "Sparanoia" changed name to "Elapix"
Footer updated
Post date now shows up in each post
Comment counter now is displayed correctly when a post is comment-off
Some other small changes

Download / elapix-12a.zip / 78 KB

中文简要说明：Elapix 就是之前的 Sparanoia 橙色主题，没太多变化，只是名字改了一下而已，修正了一些小 bugs